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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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