I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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