I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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