Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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