I feel great
I just peed on a car
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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