She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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