it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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