If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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