Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
The struggles of a small town man whore
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
He has the fingertips of a God
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