She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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