North Korea, Best Korea!
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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