im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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