i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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