I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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