Whod you bang
I wish i was in the wii world.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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