I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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