I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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