love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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