I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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