Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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