dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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