She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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