fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Never underestimate the power of titties
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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