Those balls look pretty dangerous.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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