Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I have feelings that need drinking.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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