Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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