My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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