bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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