So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
i out mim tonsoeep
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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