His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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