Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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