the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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