Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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