How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
my liver is dry heaving
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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