people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
