I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
PANTIES FOUND
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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