apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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