You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Sober January is a disaster.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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