you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize