I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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