What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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