That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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