Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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