Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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