didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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