Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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