Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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