How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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