You made me cry and you don't even care
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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