Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
When are your genitals available?
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