K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
MIDGETS
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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